The Rose family outside the Schitts Creek Motel

Daniel Levy as David Rose, Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose, Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose, Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose, and Chris Elliott as Roland Schitt.

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We're getting out! ... We're NOT getting out!

By Kathy Passero

Just like the Roses, whose hopes of escaping Schitt's Creek keep falling through (Stavros can't come to the rescue because he already RSVPed to Diddy's White Party; Andy the shelving billionaire can't buy the town because he's in a coma), a lot of us feel stuck somewhere we don't want to be right now. So what could be more fitting than a roundup of relatable quotes from characters who know exactly how we feel?

Enjoy these memorable lines from Johnny (Eugene Levy), Moira (Catherine O'Hara), David (Daniel Levy), and Alexis (Annie Murphy).

Schitt's Creek streams on the Pop Now app, plus Netflix.

1. What's Next?

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“Who knows what will befall us tomorrow? You could be hit by a Mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.” —Moira Rose

2. Social Insecurity

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“I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think that I’m funny, and smart, and charming.” —Alexis Rose

3. Worn Out

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“I don’t wanna be taken advantage of because I'm overdressed.” —Johnny Rose

4. Me Time

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"It’s my turn to take a selfish." —David Rose

5. Horse Sense

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“I once passed off a mini horse and three guinea pigs as service animals, so anything is possible.” —Alexis Rose

6. All Sitched Up

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“I’m sorry but I know what looks correct. And this situation looks incorrect!” —David Rose

7. Ready, Set, No

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“I assumed that I would maintain my proficiencies, should I ever, God forbid, need them. But no, I have lost all my skills.” — Moira Rose

8. Keep Calm And ...

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“Are you in danger? Blink if you're in danger.” —Johnny Rose

9. Liquid Courage

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David reacts to Stevie (Emily Hampshire) dragging him to his first townie party in Schitt's Creek.

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"I'm gonna need a stiff drink to get through this. Stiff!" — David Rose

10. Coma Envy

Johnny looks on as Moira peruses the menu at Cafe Tropical

Johnny looks on as Moira peruses the menu at Cafe Tropical.

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"Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now." —Moira Rose

11. Big Fish, Small Creek

Chris Elliott as Schitts Creek Mayor Roland Schitt with Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose

Chris Elliott as Mayor Roland Schitt and Eugene Levy as his reluctant BFF, Johnny Rose.

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"Things seem to be going downhill fast. Which is what the town must've been thinking when Roland elected himself mayor."— Johnny Rose

12. Razzle Dazzle ’Em

Moira models the glamorous sequined gown she bought for her movie premiere

Moira models her budget-busting ostrich feather-trimmed premiere gown.

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"The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered, I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship during Shakespeare at Sea week." — Moira Rose

13. Birthday Blues

David describes the evening he plans after learning that his family forgot his birthday

David describes the evening he plans after learning that his family forgot his birthday.

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"I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early. Just a regular weeknight." — David Rose

14. A Little Bit Alexis

Alexis holds her cellphone in front of the motel vacancy sign

Once she has been replanted in Schitt's Creek, former party girl Alexis truly blossoms.

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"What now? Do I leave everything behind and move to some random island to be with the love of my life? Because I did that with Harry Styles in England, and it was, like, too rainy." — Alexis Rose

15. Meltdown Moment

Moira in the motel lobby shortly after her arrival in Schitts Creek

Moira has a minor meltdown in the motel lobby before the Rose family adjusts to their new surroundings.

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"I just want a bathtub and a long extension cord, please." — Moira Rose

16. Karma Carnage?

Daniel Levy as David Rose with Noah Reid as Patrick Brewer in Rose Apothecary

Daniel Levy as David Rose and Noah Reid as Patrick Brewer.

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"It's just one long string of really bad luck and I don't know what kind of carnage I inflicted in my past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula or a spin instructor or something." — David Rose

17. Chorus Lines

Moira auditions for the Jazzagals

Moira auditions for the Jazzagals.

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"We're all pitching in these days, dear. Like communists or non-union actors." — Moira Rose

18. Socially Distant

David crouches in a field holding a pitchfork and wearing a black hoodie with faux hawk

After running away, David is discovered living with an Amish family that is eager to get rid of him.

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"I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now." — David Rose

19. Curveball Catcher

Moira poses on the red carpet while adoring fans admire her from behind a velvet rope

Moira might have lost her luxe lifestyle, but she never gives up her flamboyant fashion sense.

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"You must prepare for life, and whatever it will throw at you." — Moira Rose

20. Serving Up Laughs

The Roses in a booth at Cafe Tropical

The Roses dining at Cafe Tropical…as usual.

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“In spite of all the hardship, we found ourselves coming together.” — Johnny Rose

Schitt's Creek streams on the Pop Now app, plus Netflix.

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