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11 Schitt's Creek (Alexis Rose) Fiascos To Avoid In 2021

The Rose family, from left: Alexis (Annie Murphy), Johnny (Eugene Levy), Moira (Catherina O'Hara), and David (Daniel Levy).

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Alexis Rose's early adventures are a good reminder that things could be … Schittier.

By Kathy Passero

2020 has given us a lot to say "Ew, David!" about. But stop acting like a disgruntled pelican and be glad you're not in one of Alexis' (Annie Murphy) most awkward misadventures.

Next time you feel stuck in your own hell where there's no bellman, remind yourself that you could be …

Schitt's Creek streams on the Pop Now app, plus Netflix and CW Seed.

Trying to escape the Yakuza in high heels

Alexis prances into her parents' room in the Schitt's Creek Motel

Alexis prances into her parents' room in the Schitt's Creek Motel, hands held in her trademark T-Rex pose.

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Arrested because your ex left his Molly in your glove compartment

Alexis gives a doubtful look

Annie Murphy as Alexis, cellphone in hand and looking Boho chic, as usual.

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In a Ugandan diamond smuggler's villa playing pool for your friend's freedom

Alexis taps Stevie on the nose to congratulate her

Alexis taps Stevie on the nose to congratulate her.

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Taken hostage on David Geffen's yacht by Somali pirates and realizing that none of your family will answer your texts

Alexis and David look shocked

Alexis and David react with shock when Moira tells them David's ex, Sebastien Raine, is coming to Schitt's Creek.

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Getting a DUI for driving your car into the Prada store on Rodeo Drive and ordered to do community service in an orange mesh vest

Alexis tries to decline the safety vest Ronnie offers her

Alexis tries to decline the safety vest Ronnie offers her.

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Trying to parallel park in a burka

Alexis enjoys a snack in the car

Alexis enjoys a snack in the car with David.

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Picked up by the South Korean secret police on New Year's and forced to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get a passport by midnight

Alexis Rose winks in a flirty way.

Alexis Rose gives a flirty, knowing wink.

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Trapped in the palace of a Saudi prince for two months trying to get to an embassy

Alexis flips through cue cards telling Moira to move on during an interview

Alexis flips through cue cards telling Moira to move on during an interview for The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowening. Pop Tv GIF by Schitt's Creek.

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Realizing that you got lice from the vet's office where you work

Alexis scratches her head frantically

Alexis scratches her head frantically.

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Trapped in a Thai drug lord's car trunk and forced to bribe him with sex to escape

Alexis and David Rose give each other a puzzled look

Alexis and David Rose give each other a puzzled look.

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BONUS: Forced to go back to high school in your mid-twenties. Love that journey for you!

Alexis Rose in her high school graduation gown and mortar board

Alexis Rose in her high school graduation gown and mortar board.

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Wishing you a happy, healthy New Year. May you channel your inner Alexis—a little bit ingenious, a little bit resourceful, optimistic and openhearted enough to find your way out of all the bad situations life throws at you.

Anyone else longing for a Schitt's Creek prequel about Alexis' early adventures?

Schitt's Creek streams on the Pop Now app, plus Netflix and CW Seed.


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