Which ‘Young Sheldon’ Character Are You?

1. What is your favorite TV show?

A) Anything Star Trek

B) Joel Osteen

C) Football

D) The Price is Right

E) The Young and the Restless

F) Let’s Make a Deal

2. What is your best attribute?

A) A logical mind

B) Strong faith

C) Common-sense pragmatism

D) Business savvy

E) High EQ (Emotional Intelligence)

F) A sassy sense of humor

3. What is your favorite hobby?

A) Contemplating the universe, toy trains, writing contracts, and doing taxes (It’s called being well-rounded.)

B) Event planning

C) Football

D) Making money

E) Observing people

F) Gambling

4. What is your favorite fashion statement?

A) A superhero T-shirt

B) A tasteful cross

C) A beer can

D) A fat wallet

E) A pitcher’s mitt

F) A whimsical print shirt

5. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?

A) Demonstrating your intellectual superiority over others (Being a smartypants)

B) A good smoke or Patrick Swayze in Road House (tie)

C) Getting validation for your hard work and sacrifices (You secretly tear up when those you love show gratitude)

D) “Adult” magazines

E) Pressing the buttons and pricking the pretensions of smartypants everywhere

F) Breaking the rules

6. What is your favorite quote?

A) “We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.” ―Stephen Hawking

B) “Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to cast a stone.” ―Jesus Christ

C) “Win or lose, do it fairly.” —Knute Rockne

D) “Business opportunities are like buses, there‘s always another one coming.” ―Richard Branson

E) “Sucking at something is the first step at being sorta good at something.” ―Jake the Dog (Adventure Time)

F) “The secret to survivin’ is knowin’ what to throw away and knowin’ what to keep." ―Kenny Rogers (The Gambler)

7. What would be your ideal career?

A) Theoretical physicist

B) Minister

C) Pro football coach

D) Entrepreneur

E) Psychologist

F) Casino owner

8. What is your pet peeve?

A) Pets

B) Mean people

C) Comments about your weight

D) Rules and regulations that get in the way of good ideas

E) Inequality

F) Needy people

9. I hate it when people say ...

A) “Can I pick your brain?”

B) “Playing devil’s advocate...”

C) “You’re going to eat all of that?”

D) “Money can’t buy happiness.”

E) “Boys will be boys.”

F) “Life isn’t fair.”

10. When I look at this I see ...

A) The expanding universe

B) God’s grand design

C) A football strategy

D) Black ink!

E) Different things from different perspectives

F) A friggin’ ink blot

Tally up your answers and read on to find out which character you are!

If you answered mostly A: You’re ... Sheldon!

You have an analytical and curious mind. You’re academically gifted with an eye for minute details. While you can be a bit prickly and may tend to take things a little too seriously, you also have a whimsical side. Some may see you as smug, overly blunt, and self-centered, but the truth is you’re filled with awe of the universe and genuinely think the world would be a better place if people could see it as you do.

If you answered mostly B: You’re ... Mary!

You rely heavily on your strong faith to see you through difficult times. You try hard to be patient with others and to resist the ever-present temptation to judge. Mostly you succeed, though you can be hard on yourself when you fail to meet your own high standards. You wish everyone shared your beliefs (for their own good) and you get annoyed when you hear those beliefs mocked. Even with your faith, you’re a natural worrier (especially about those you love). At the same time, you’re an eternal optimist.

If you answered mostly C: You’re ... George!

While some people confuse your generally easygoing nature with laziness, you know the truth is that you just don’t believe in wasting your time and energy on appearances. The problem is you’re more sensitive to criticism than you admit and actually crave a little recognition for the fact that you’re honest, fair, responsible, and, yes, hardworking. Your heart is in the right place and you’re empathetic when it comes to the feelings of others. You’re also smarter than people give you credit for.

If you answered mostly D: You’re ... Georgie!

You’re an opportunist in the purest sense of the word. An unapologetic capitalist, you see giving people what they want at a price they can afford as a public service. You’re a doer, a problem solver, and a builder who resents needless obstructions to the pursuit of individual achievement, fulfillment, and happiness—and, yes, you’re pro-happiness.

If you answered mostly E: You’re ... Missy!

You’re extremely perceptive, remarkably empathetic, and have a well-developed sense of fairness and justice. You know what to say to people both when they need a lift and when they need to be taken down a few pegs. Regarding the latter though, your empathy almost always prevents you from crossing the line into meanness. You also don’t like to be pigeonholed and have mastered the fine art of simultaneously fitting in and standing out.

If you answered mostly F: You’re ... Connie! (a.k.a. Meemaw)

You’re a fun-loving, sometimes brash, and sarcastic risk-taker who has no time to waste on fools and/or nonsense of any kind. On the other hand, you have a keen understanding of what’s really important and will fight ferociously for the people, relationships, and principles that truly matter to you.