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By Melissa Rose Bernardo

After 25 years and countless viewings, you'd think we'd be over Clueless. As if! Some movies simply never get old, and writer-director Amy Heckerling's 1995 update of Jane Austen's Emma, set in sun-soaked Beverly Hills, Calif., is one of them.

In honor of the movie that taught us to always do a lap before committing to a spot at a party and that "everywhere in L.A. takes 20 minutes," here are seven reasons why we love Clueless like Cher (Alicia Silverstone) loves the mall.

Watch Clueless on Sunday, Oct. 11 at 9:30–11:30 p.m. ET/9–11 p.m. PT on CBS and CBS All Access.

The Fashion!

Alicia Silverstone with shopping bags in Clueless

Alicia Silverstone as fashion plate Cher in Clueless.

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The oxford shirts, the plaid skirts, the chic athleisure, the headbands and hair clips, the metallic Mary Janes: Costume designer Mona May dressed Cher and Co. in very of-the-moment styles that turn out to be surprisingly relevant today. (Who could have predicted a scrunchie revival?)

And tell the truth: Had you even heard of Alaïa before Cher told you that "it's like a totally important designer" while a mugger held her at gunpoint?

The Slang!

Justin Walker and Alicia Silverstone in Clueless

"I thought maybe you had an in on the heavy clambakes," Christian (Justin Walker) says to Cher (Alicia Silverstone). Of course she does!

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In addition to the all-important "as if"—a conversation-ender that's suitable for any number of occasions—Clueless taught us so much.

A "Barney" is a totally random guy unworthy of your attention, as in the guys Tai (Brittany Murphy) is hanging with at the mall—the ones who eventually end up dangling her over the railing; "I don't know where she meets these Barneys," Cher tells Christian (Justin Walker) disapprovingly.

A "Betty" is a beautiful woman—e.g., "Wasn't my mom a Betty?" asks Cher as she passes a painting of her deceased mother. A Baldwin is basically the male equivalent; Cher refers to Josh (Paul Rudd) as "kind of a Baldwin." Also, Cher is not a virgin; "the PC term," explains Dionne (Stacey Dash), "is hymenally challenged."

The Memorable Quotes!

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Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and Dionne (Stacey Dash) dress to impress in gym class.

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Cher introducing her BFF: "Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials." Murray (Donald Faison) telling Cher that she has no chance with Christian: "He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde–reading, Streisand ticket–holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?" Cher pondering the extremely shallow dating pool: "Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."

Tai lashing out at Cher with possibly the worst teen-on-teen verbal assault in '90s movie history: "You're a virgin who can't drive." And Amber (Elisa Donovan) in phys ed, telling the teacher why she can't play tennis: "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." Replies Dionne, not missing a beat: "Well there goes your social life."

It Gave Us A New Appreciation Of Monet

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Dionne (Stacey Dash, left) and Cher (Alicia Silverstone, right) with frenemy Amber (Elisa Donovan).

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When Tai asks Cher if she thinks Amber is pretty, Cher replies with an impressionism-infused explanation. "She's a full-on Monet. It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess." Wonder how many Instagram pics of Water Lilies at Paris' Musée de l'Orangerie are captioned "A full-on Monet."

Cher Herself, Who's Deeper Than She First Appears

Brittany Murphy Alicia Silverstone and Stacey Dash in school clothes

A post-makeover Tai (Brittany Murphy) hanging with her new crew, Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and Dionne (Stacey Dash).

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Cher truly seems to care about taking Tai from "toe-up"—Dionne's first (very negative) impression of Tai—to trendy. She's not afraid to call out the uppity Elton (Jeremy Sisto, who now plays Jubal Valentine on CBS' drama FBI)—"You are a snob and a half"—for thinking he's too good for Tai. She ends up becoming captain of her school's Pismo Beach disaster relief team. (A fictional tragedy, but still!)

And her speech about Haitian immigration—she drew a comparison to a garden party and attendees who didn't RSVP—was actually quite ahead of its time: "And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say 'RSVP' on the Statue of Liberty?" Her debate teacher, Mr. Hall (Wallace Shawn), may not have been impressed, but we were.

Two Words: Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd and Alicia Silverstone in Clueless

Cher (Alicia Silverstone) bugs bookish Josh (Paul Rudd) for a ride.

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Before Wet Hot American Summer, before Friends, before Anchorman, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and Ant-Man, Rudd won our hearts as Josh, Cher's brainy Nietzsche-reading ex-stepbrother in Clueless. He calls her Pippi Longstocking, she calls him Kato; she calls him a brown-noser, he calls her a "superficial space cadet." Clearly it was destiny!

And he believes in her: He knows she can take down anyone and come away with the bridal bouquet at Miss Geist (Twink Caplan) and Mr. Hall's wedding.

Once Again: Paul Rudd

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Guests Paul Rudd (left) and Hasan Minhaj (right) pose for a pic with the host on the Oct. 21, 2019, episode of The Late Late Show With James Corden.

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Just like Clueless, he hasn't aged one bit. Check him out in this 2019 snapshot from The Late Late Show With James Corden. Yeah, he's still kind of a Baldwin.

Watch Clueless on Sunday, Oct. 11 at 9:30–11:30 p.m. ET/9–11 p.m. PT on CBS and CBS All Access.

Sandy and Danny forever! Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta in Grease.

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By Melissa Rose Bernardo

We know that this Sunday night, in honor of the Grease Sing-A-Long on CBS, you might be planning a socially distanced slumber party with a few Pink Ladies, or a Zoom watch party with your T-Bird pals. You've got your Twinkies (Jan's snack of choice), your dessert wine ("A little Sneaky Pete to get the party going!"), and your double Polar burger with everything plus a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream (Danny's diner order, of course!).

So what else do you need while you're enjoying everyone's favorite paean to peer pressure, fast cars, and summer lovin'? Here are a few fun facts about the 1950s-set high school movie musical.

Grease Sing-A-Long airs Sunday, June 7 (8:30–11 p.m. ET/PT) on CBS and CBS All Access.

The original reviews were, ahem, not great.

Frankie Avalon and Didi Conn in Grease

The Teen Angel (Frankie Avalon) serenades Pink Lady/beauty school dropout Frenchie (Didi Conn).

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The Washington Post described Grease as "visually unattractive" and "melodically impoverished." The San Francisco Chronicle declared that "the screenplay is pre-pubescent shambles, the direction is acne out of disposable douches…the characterizations are generally repulsive and the whole thing is utterly without style." The Los Angeles Times called it a "sleazy and cynical piece of work." Nonetheless, Grease earned $160 million domestically in its original release, and ranks as one of the top-grossing movie musicals ever.

Wondering who was almost cast?

John Travolta and cast in Grease

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh! The too-cool-for-school T-Birds pump Danny for details on his "Summer Nights."

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The studio wanted Happy Days star Henry Winkler—aka The Fonz—for the part of Danny Zuko, the head T-Bird. Hey, he did already have the leather jacket. But Winkler demurred, apparently for fear of being typecast. (Or perhaps for fear of jumping the shark?) Fortunately, producer Robert Stigwood—who knew from movie musicals, having already shepherded 1973's Jesus Christ Superstar and 1975's Tommy to the big screen—suggested John Travolta, an up-and-comer who'd perfected a street-tough image as Vinnie Barbarino in the sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter ("Up your nose with a rubber hose!") and who was about to start filming Saturday Night Fever for Stigwood.

Fun fact: Travolta actually had Grease experience; he'd toured the country in the stage show from 1972 to 1974 playing Doody. Also in that road company? Jeff Conaway—later best known as the movie's lothario, Kenickie ("A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card")—as Danny.

And for Sandy…

Olivia Newton-John and Marie Osmond

Grease star Olivia Newton-John and Marie Osmond bond on The Talk.

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Before Australian-born singer Olivia Newton-John was cast as Danny's love interest, the first-sweet, then-salty Sandy, there were a few other names tossed around: The Partridge Family's Susan Dey, and Carrie Fisher, who hadn't yet achieved stratospheric fame as Princess Leia in Star Wars. But the frontrunner was famous Mormon and future collectible-doll impresario Marie Osmond, the "a little bit country" star of Donny & Marie (her brother, Donny, you might remember, was "a little bit rock and roll").

However, Osmond passed on the part because of Sandy's bad-girl beauty makeover. "At the end of the movie, she appears as her transformed self in tight black pants, a revealing shirt, sassy high heels, a cigarette in hand, and an attitude of 'come and get it,'" Osmond recalled in her 2009 book Might As Well Laugh About It Now. "From my perspective, it was not a story of a girl becoming a woman; it was a story of a girl becoming a sex object."

Osmond did eventually get to play Sandy—sort of: On The Talk in 2014, she replicated Sandy's first-day-of-school outfit, right down to the blonde hair, to greet guest Olivia Newton-John. (In case you're wondering, her fellow then-cohost Julie Chen dressed as the big-haired, tight-pants-and-leather-jacket-wearing Sandy.)

​The Broadway show and movie are worlds apart.

John Travolta and company in the movie Grease

The T-Birds sing the praises of their "systematic, hydromatic, ultamatic" car in "Greased Lightning."

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The film powers-that-be did a lot of rejiggering of Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey's toe-tapping 1950s-pastiche score. In the stage show, as many high school drama clubbers remember, Kenickie leads the group number "Greased Lightning"; on screen, the song went to Travolta's Danny Zuko. A couple of the Broadway show's songs were axed altogether (so long, "Mooning" and "Freddy, My Love"!).

A heap of new songs were written, including the zingy title number (the reason we can't stop saying "Grease is the word"); "Hopelessly Devoted to You," eventually a massive hit for Newton-John; the drive-in solo "Sandy" to spotlight Travolta; and the "electrifying" duet "You're the One That I Want." And "There Are Worse Things I Could Do"—the cuts-so-deep ballad made famous by Stockard Channing as tough-cookie Rizzo—almost didn't make it on screen at all! Producer Allan Carr thought it was, according to Channing, "a downer." Cutting that would have been the worst thing they could do.

Sandy’s so-called come-and-get-it costume raised loads of cash for charity.

Olivia Newton John and John Travolta and cast in Grease

Danny takes in Sandy's head-to-toe leather and spandex transformation.

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In November 2019, Julien's Auctions worked with Newton-John to sell more than 500 of her personal photos, awards, accessories, souvenirs, and costumes—including the iconic black leather jacket and figure-hugging pants she wore in the final scene of Grease—to raise money for the Olivia Newton-John Cancer Wellness & Research Center in her hometown of Melbourne, Australia.

The pants—so tight that the actress had to be sewn into them on the set—sold for $162,500, and the leather jacket for $243,200. But in a wonderful, and surprising, act of kismet, the jacket's buyer (and self-proclaimed No. 1 fan) returned the beloved piece to its "rightful owner": "This jacket belongs to you," he told Newton-John, who couldn't contain her tears. "It should not sit in a billionaire's closet for country-club bragging rights."

Grease Sing-A-Long airs Sunday, June 7 (8:30–11 p.m. ET/PT) on CBS and CBS All Access.

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